But, to the best of my knowledge there's never been an app. The company claims that "The new, location-based app is designed to provide Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies with a quick, effective and discreet way to locate one another as they go about their every-day lives. Boy, doesn't that put everyone's worries about Apple's Locationgate mess into a whole new light! Congress, given the record of politicians and women of negotiable virtue should pay particular attention. The app will use GPS technology to instantly identify those seeking 'mutually beneficial' arrangements within the user's vicinity.
After 'checking in, the application will map out the profiles of nearby members. Users will be able to trade stats, show photos or send messages to arrange an effortless rendezvous. I should have seen this coming. Location-based software plus smartphone plus lust equals this application.
And, all the efforts of police, outraged prosecutors seeking election to a higher office, and even Apple won't be able to stop it. Playboy Uncensored iPad App? Porn is officially on the Internet! Has no-porn Apple built a sex-chat toy in iPhone 4? No more adult services on Craigslist: Tesla to Apple, Google, Microsoft: Don't delete files in trade-secrets lawsuit.
New and upcoming phones: Galaxy Note 9 and others we're expecting in Apple and Samsung finally settle US patent dispute. Lost your car keys? Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.
Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world — who needs pillow talk anyway? Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin. The app also includes a handy map so you can see your fellow Heavenly or Sinful people according to their location. You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really. This new dating service is the perfect solution.
Aimed at rich single men with little free time to spare, Personal Dating Assistants provides an online profile management and ghostwriting service for dating profiles. A bit like how Jordan writes all her books, but for sex. If you have trouble with giving out satisfying oral sex, you should probably lick your phone instead.
Lickmyapp requires no download and encourages users to improve their oral skills with a choice of three different games, you can flick a light switch on and off, turn a crank or go freestyle — where you bounce a beach ball. All done with your tongue. Not creepy at all. Wingman, a dating app for air travellers, promises to help match you with a potential mate on your next flight.
Because finding a match at sea-level is so.